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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Mama says: Be A girl!


As i was fetching Vui Lam home today after school

We've been talking in the car for the whole journey

Just imagine 2 talkative friends met together

What will it happen....

Emmmmm.....

After sending him home

Mom suddenly say

Pls be more like a girl

You have a girl's body

And A girl's mind

But You R Totally Not Like A Girl!

So i start to think

How does a REAL girl looks like???
So lets start with the way of talking
Normally when i scold someone i will do it this way
HEY! YOU THIS JACKASS! YOU ARE SUCH A MORON!
DO YOU KNOW!!!! I HATE YOU
but a real girl might be doing this
Excuse me sir/ ma'am! i wan to say you are a jackass and a moron...
Do you know about that.... and i wanna say i hate u.... i am sorry....
OMG!!!!!
I can't stand of doing that
Mayb a really girl should do like that
Excuse me sir/ma'am... i wanna tell you something
do u know....
YOU ARE A JACKASS!!!! AND YOU ARE SUCH A MORON!!!!!!
HATE YOU!!!!!!
Ahem aHEM.... ok
i am done.....
sorry....
Be a little dramatic on all these conversation
Cuz is quite contratic

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